"And Moses said: I will turn aside now, and see this great sight (Exod. 3:3). Rabbi Yohanan said that Moses took three steps forward [closer to the bush]. Rabbi Simeon the son of Lakish said he took no steps, but rather simply turned his neck to observe it. The Holy Blessed One said to him: Because you troubled to look, be assured you will merit that I shall reveal Myself unto you."
- Midrash Tanhuma (Shemot 15:2)

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Fear & Loathing in Bethlehem: Jesus was a Mushroom

magdaliny:

“In college I had a physics professor who wrote the date and time in red marker on a sheet of white paper and then lit the paper on fire and placed it on a metallic mesh basket on the lab table where it burned to ashes. He asked us whether or not the information on the paper was destroyed and not recoverable, and of course we were wrong, because physics tells us that information is never lost, not even in a black hole, and that what is seemingly destroyed is, in fact, retrievable. In that burning paper the markings of ink on the page are preserved in the way the flame flickers and the smoke curls. Wildly distorted to the point of chaos, the information is nonetheless not dead. Nothing, really, dies. Nothing dies. Nothing dies.”

— Nicholas Rombes, The Absolution of Roberto Acestes Laing (via bobschofield)

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The MBTI Types as Dog Breeds

musicalinfj:

ISFP–Beagle: sweet, even-tempered, amiable and friendly, excitable, playful, and determined.

INFP–Pug: attentive, stubborn, playful, clever, sweet and docile, quiet but also sociable, and friendly.

ESFP–French Bulldog: lively, outgoing, bright, alert, affectionate, sociable, and playful.

ENFP–Jack Russell Terrier: adventurous, intelligent, full of energy, athletic, stubborn, vocal, and fearless.

INTJ–Doberman Pinscher: focused, alert, attentive, clever, protective, confident, and fearless.

INFJ–Borzoi: highly sensitive, “old, gentle souls,” independent but strong bond with a loved one, intelligent, elegant, aloof, and quiet.

ENTJ–Poodle: clever, instinctual, distinctive, amiable, active, faithful, and alert.

ENFJ–Saint Bernard: watchful, caring, lively, devoted, loyal, friendly, and always very gentle.

ISTP–Chihuahua: alert, stubborn, lively, devoted, vocal, strong-willed, and courageous.

INTP–Irish Wolfhound: reserved, friendly, somewhat aloof to strangers, giant lap-dog inside, watchful, intelligent, and dignified.

ESTP–Australian Cattledog: energetic, outgoing, protective, outdoorsy, and brave.

ENTP–Afghan Hound: dignified, independent and aloof, playful and clownish, and clever.

ISTJ–German Shepherd: confident, watchful and alert, courageous, obedient, protective, alert, and intelligent.

ISFJ–Basset Hound: sweet tempered, loyal and devoted, friendly and gentle, tenacious, quiet, and affectionate. 

ESTJ–Border Collie: tenacious, determined, clever, lively, outgoing, responsive, energetic, and alert.

ESFJ–Labrador Retriever: kind, trusting, outgoing, gentle, even-tempered, agile, and caring.

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